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November 14, 2008 |
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Description: ANARCHIST
Listen, I happen to be a lifelong anarchist,
and that's why I'm not going to tell you who I am.
What I am going to tell you is why I am
one of many, many unconnected Anarchists For McCain.
Anarchists for McCain doesn't exist as an organization,
because we're anarchists - but if Anarchists for McCain
did exist - and had a slogan - that slogan could be:
John McCain: Good For Anarchy.
Why?
First of all, John McCain is unpredictable - he's so unpredictable,
he's not even predictably unpredictable -
and that is a fundamental, necessary quality for
anarchy - unpredictability.
Second, John McCain doesn't stand for anything -
or perhaps he stands for everything -
in any given year, month, week, day, hour, you can't predict it -
and standing for everything
is the next best thing to standing for nothing,
which is, after all, the essence of anarchism.
Third, John McCain has cancer, he's 72, and he picked
Sarah Palin to succeed him in the Oval Office -
all of which is excellent from the anarchist perspective.
Not only does Sarah Palin not stand for anything,
she doesn't know there's anything to stand for --
Vote for McCain
Support President Palin
Give ANARCHY a chance
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